YES, I'm single & I know it, sex isn't an option!

Its 4am and I am sitting up in my bed writing. I was driving a friend home tonight and we were talking, talking about life and circumstances currently happening. I realized in the moment that I'm THAT friend, you know the one that is always there if you need me -all you have to do is ask. The friend that can't say no. The one that won't tell your dirty little secret and the one that will listen or cry with you. Also, I'm the friend that has the worst of luck! If it can happen it will happen to me and I end up eventually laughing about it with you. Well, at least I would like to think that I'm that friend for my friends. I don't know when to call or stop by because of my crazy schedule, but I will be there if you just give me the word. As a single mother of 4 children I'm not really exactly the pick of the litter when it comes to the dating/marrying scene. Yoga instructor, personal trainer, and massage therapist can sound quite appealing yet, there is one thing.....I'm gay. Just kidding, I totally have a crush on any cute 6 foot dude that has a ripped body and persona that reeks of laid back fun. Opps, did I squeal too much? Oh well, you only live once right? That only living once statement gets many warm bodies into some hard cold T-R-O-U-B-L-E. I've seen it, too much heartbreak, too much playing around, and too many facades of what some attempt to make reality. I don't want to be with just anyone and I understand that I've been accused of being the culprit of crushing a few souls. Divorce has no mercy, it leaves you squashed flat like fresh road kill unable to get up and move to a proper burial ground. So, what the blankety blank blank does this have to do with my title? 'YES, I'm single and I know it.....sex isn't an option!' It got you here, right? Just pulling your chain. Watch this and tell me what you think.....if you wanna skip the intro music flash forward 23-27 minutes into it. Don't forget to scroll down my blog and pause the music on my playlist at the bottom, so you can hear the video.